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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 20-07-18, 01:46 PM Thread Starter
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need a new clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the lads." I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & Cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing she'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of
myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with her.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, & I told her 12:00.

She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then she said, - "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh *****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 02-08-18, 08:25 PM
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Not the first time ive heard that one but it still made me giggle a little
But i didnt trip over the cat or fart!

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