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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 20-01-17, 03:15 PM Thread Starter
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So I'm at Pets at Home buying a bag of dog food for my dog 🐶
While in the queue, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog 🤔 Why else would I be buying dog food?
So being top notch with the banter I told her "No, I don't have a dog, I'm starting my Dog Food Diet again" and that I probably really shouldn't because the last time, I had ended up in hospital, in intensive care with IV's in both arms and tubes coming out of most orifices. But I had lost 3 stone in 4 Weeks!
I told her that it was essentially the Perfect Diet and all you have to do is load your pockets with handfuls of dry dog food and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. I get the 'Complete' food as it is nutritionally balanced, so it works really well, and I decided that I was going to give it another go.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story)
Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her "No, I stepped off a curb to sniff a Cocker Spaniel's **** and a lorry hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 24-01-17, 09:33 AM
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Hah, VG!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 30-06-17, 06:53 PM
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Brilliant sir, had me in stitches too

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 30-06-17, 10:16 PM
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Welcome to "believe anything UK"!

But I had similar all the time when I lived in the US -

Where are are you from?
I'm from from Britain
Wow, where's that?
It's a small island east of of NYC
Gee, I must get a boat out there sometime, 'cos I've seen it on TV, you have gaslights, right?
Yes indeed you should, and there horses and carts in the streets
That's so cool, so are you from Australia?
No, Britain....
Is that near London?

And so on.... Bless.....

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