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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 24-04-17, 10:07 AM Thread Starter
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1. Lamborghini Forum:
“Wind noise at 350 km/h, who can help?”
2. Ferrari Forum:
“From 16.000 rpm it is quite loud in the interior!”
3. Audi A8 Forum:
“Where can I get my Rolex repaired?”
4. Volvo 850 Forum:
“At 400.000 km first toothed belt torn, … case for warranty?”
5. Fiat Forum:
“Hello? Nobody here?”
6. Opel Forum:
“I can’t sleep at night, my Opel rustles so loud!”
7. Mercedes C-Class Forum:
“My Mercedes got wet on Sunday morning - what to do?”
8. MX-5 Forum:
“A moron in his Defender has just driven over my car!!”
9. Landrover Defender Forum:
“I have an MX-5 jamming under the chassis. How to get it out again?”
10. Renault Forum:
“Sell my monthly railway ticket - car back from workshop earlier than expected!”
11. Bentley Forum:
“I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?”
12. Porsche Cayenne Forum:
“Fuel consumption under 30L / 100km - engine damaged?”
13. Smart Forum:
“Lawn mower engine installed: Finally more power!”
14. VW Bora Forum:
“I'm angry! Everybody thinks my car is a Golf with a backpack.”
15. Viper Forum:
“Smart in the intake tract! How to get it out again?”
16. BMW 3 Series E36-Forum:
“Where I do get beste fat Döner in da town, Yo!?”
17. Hummer Forum:
“I've bent the bumper today. 24 injured, 10 dead. Do I have to buy the black paint at the dealership? It sits 25 kilometers away… That makes 35 euro of fuel costs!!”
18. Honda Civic CRX Forum:
“My neighbor's dog is sleeping in my exhaust pipe, can I start anyway??”
19. Ford Ka Forum:
"Anyone know a good welder?"
20. C220 CDI Forum:
"Where can I get ///AMG badges from?"
21. Audi A4 Forum:
"My car is stuck in lane 3 , does any other owner suffer from this ?"
22. Lexus forum:
"Dealer suggest I might need new brake pads next service, only done 90k miles on these, is this correct?"
23. Lotus Elise Forum:
"unable to get in or out of my retirement present!"
24. Nissan Leaf Forum:
"Is it better to use organic lentils rather than supermarket own brand to refuel my Leaf?"
25. Citroen Picasso forum:
"The wind caught my door in the car park. Luckily it bounced of the Mercedes parked next to me. All good".
26. Range Rover Forum:
"What mpg can I expect from a 5.0L SC Range Rover?"
27: Citroen Picasso forum:
"When I park outside the school, do I go parallel to the kerb or parallel to the zig-zag lines?"
28: Vauxhall Vectra forum:
"Private Hire - is MOT really needed?"
29: Vauxhall Corsa forum:
"Hi M8. Which McD is best 4 handbrake turns?"
30: Ford Capri forum:
"Retro fluffy dice - orange or lime green?"
31: Rolls Royce Forum:
"My chauffeur is on holiday today - where is the hidden umbrella located?"
32: Tesla Owners Forum
"Legal advice needed. Crashed into another Tesla. Whose computer is at fault?"
33: Porsche Owners Forum
"Help me choose a memorable private plate for my silver 911. I often try to get into the wrong car at the consultants' car park".
34: Raleigh Bicycles Owners Forum:
"For sale, Stealth Night Shadow Edition, wrapped in matt black, no lights or reflectors. Ideal for night-time cruising on busy streets. One-hand handlebar operation allows giving the finger to startled motorists".
35. Mercedes forum:
"If I sew 2 large suit jackets together will I get an XXX large?"
36: Jaguar forum:
"How do I get my F-Pace out of the bunker on the 4th hole?"
37: Maybach forum:
"£2 million for 5%? I'm out. How about you, Theo?"
38: Lada forum:
"Why do stand-up comedians not mention my car any more?"
39: Morris 1300 forum:
"I'm going to give you a darn good thrashing"
40:Morgan owners:
"I say old chap, what exactly is a forum, and how would one access it" ?
41: Audi forum:
"Taken your advice, but they still won't pull over when I tailgate them. What is wrong with other car drivers. Don't they know they have to pull over to let me pass?"
42: Steamroller forum:
"This cop said I had three bald tyres"
43: D40 Snapped chassis group:
" I'm cracking up, do I need a psychiatrist?"

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 24-04-17, 12:26 PM
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Hummer Forum:
“I've bent the bumper today. 24 injured, 10 dead. Do I have to buy the black paint at the dealership?

and the all time best that had me laughing out loud:

Vauxhall Vectra forum:
"Private Hire - is MOT really needed?"

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 25-04-17, 07:40 AM
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Pmsl some very fitting quotes there
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