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My wife won't even entertain having sex under the bonnet she said don't be stupid. i have enough getting her in the bedroom so your all better than me.
You make a valid point, it does make me wonder how and why the topic arose?

Did you try offering to go shoe shopping with her as an inducement? I find that tend to work for most things.
 
Did you try offering to go shoe shopping with her as an inducement? I find that tend to work for most things.
Are you mad? Shopping with a woman? How many spare lifetimes filled with boredom, and being doomed to say the exact wrong thing, can you take?

Come to think of it, it's mostly the shopping part I can't stand, not simply with women - unless it involves a keyboard and mouse....
 
I think weve drifted slightly off topic lol
As far as I'm aware there is no way of reving the engine from under the bonnet without some kind of plug In module that would likely cost a fortune! Its because it has a electronic accelerator
 
I think weve drifted slightly off topic lol
As far as I'm aware there is no way of reving the engine from under the bonnet without some kind of plug In module that would likely cost a fortune! Its because it has a electronic accelerator
Yes there is you have sex with your wife under the bonnet whilst shoe shopping for a lifetime of boredom didn't you read the tread? :kiss:
 
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One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle here.....

Keep pressing your finger on and off the priming bulb, until it goes hard, so you get a decent head of pressure up.
 
Ooh my brain can't keep up thrust rings,ball joints, pressing balls with your finger and head of pressure. I can't cope.
Just be carefull with your injector you don't want to get your timing off otherwise it could end up sqraying mid piston stroke!
Then youll be in bother :slaphead
 
We use Cummings engines at work some times
And I drink cider. Moats times
But Never twain shall meet !

Our cider mainly comes from 3 Sorces
1 Wilkins cider ( you might have herd chris Evans going on about this last week
2 Richies cider ( a bit more comertial but still rough cider ( scrumpy)
3 thatchers ... again just up the road.

Then there are numerous other little cider farms as well oh and I have two apple trees my self one a cider apple and one cooking. There is a difference you know

Any way cheeers
 
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