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Jeremy Kyle???

1.6K views 15 replies 6 participants last post by  tadhgocuilleain  
#1 ·
I'm sitting doing a bit of paperwork with the TV on in the background, and then Jeremy Kyle comes on. Are the people for real? do people really watch this **** every day???

The ******* retards that are on there look like interbred chavs, scroungers, general low life's and mindless trash that like the world to know just how ****** up they all are???

As for that slippery ******* mofo Kyle, if he spoke to me how he speaks to the retards, i'd end up doing him some damage, what a slimey smarmy pratt!
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#4 ·
An old neighbour before i moved watched it & i put it on, NEVER AGAIN. cant be ***** with non educated idiots with no morals & body piercings! He himself is a complete & utter rude & disrespectful arseh0le of society.
We always have either radio 2 or 3 or animal planet, turbo, Nat Geo Wild or Discovery channel on.

I do however record Emmerdale for watching on a sunday morning, i love it :oops:
 
#7 ·
That Eastenders also does me in, my wife's family are from the east end of london, and i can say i've never come accross anything like the program in real life east end london.

What a miserable depressing load of saddos they are on that program, i'm surprised they haven't all topped themselves? :roll:
 
#8 ·
Lil'Trucker! said:
That Eastenders also does me in, my wife's family are from the east end of london, and i can say i've never come accross anything like the program in real life east end london.

What a miserable depressing load of saddos they are on that program, i'm surprised they haven't all topped themselves? :roll:


Ive never seen it nor constipation lane or the other thingy in Aus :oops:
 
#9 ·
BETA BOY said:
jace said:
hemoroid farm bloody hell thats worse than jezza!
only cause your a southern softie and cannie understand it :happy0071 best soap on telly by far much better than that **** called eastenders :loser

Hahahaha,

Deadenders is banned from oor telly,
 
#12 ·
Tucker said:
Spirit said:
Whats jezza? :oops:

Jezza Clarkson ....... Top Gear :D


Kyle, what a bunch of knob jockeys :faint

Oh yer, dint think o that, Jeremy Clarkson :slaphead
Knobjockey is to good for Kyle, he wants/needs bellttling by some huge coloured woman called Dr Ruth holding an axe & using soaked leather strapping & carrying a cloth soaked in Ether :mrgreen:
 
#15 ·
We've got a brand new estate built just up the road, they couldn't sell any of the houses for some reason so it's been filled with Kyle candidates ........... What a flipping **** hole, and there goes another police car as I type, rough as many badgers ****'s :faint
 
#16 ·
In my local Nissan dealership, the TV in the waiting room seems to be permanently showing Jeremy Kyle. It's probably just the time of day that I always go in for my services. As soon as I'm alone in the waiting room, I either mute it or turn it off.

When I was in there yesterday for a service, I was in just after they opened. The TV wasn't on yet. The receptionist came in and asked if I wanted her to turn on the TV. She looked a bit startled when I said "NO!". I must have said it with a lot of conviction. :D